Everybody Stop Everything Because WINE ICE CREAM
Last night I was scrolling through my Facebook feed when I came across the most beautiful sight my eyes have ever seen:
You saw that right: WINE ICE CREAM. And we’re not talking wine-flavored ice cream, we’re talking actual wine with 5% alcohol right smack in the carton. I know exactly how you must be feeling right about now, because I felt the same way when I first learned the news.
And because the magnificent people at Mercer’s Dairy (the gods who make the WINE ICE CREAM) know that every wine aficionado has a slightly different palate, there are eight resplendent flavors to choose from. Read ‘em and drool:
• Chocolate Cabernet
• Cherry Merlot
• Red Raspberry Chardonnay
• Strawberry Sparkling
• Peach White Zinfandel
• Riesling
• Port
• Spice (red mulled wine)
I know. I KNOW!
But here’s the bad news. Evidently, WINE ICE CREAM has been around since 2006, so this glorious gift to the mortals has been in existence for a full nine years without me knowing. Thinking about all that time I’ve wasted eating ice cream and drinking wine separately is an all-out crying shame.
Since I didn’t know about it, I figured there must be other folks out there who were also woefully, miserably in the dark and I knew I had to rectify the situation immediately. So here I am, shouting it to the masses, screaming it from the rooftops: WINE ICE CREAM, everybody. WINE fucking ICE CREAM.
You’re welcome.
source :wordlifestyle.com
